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Embryonic Liberation Army
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[May. 10th, 2007|11:15 am] |
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First comic from first book (following a Scientific Introduction on the Nature of the Blastula): pages 4-5:
( Dear Womb-Bearer: )
And here's a panel from the original version, so you can see how messy it used to be (these two pages have been completely redrawn):
( Cut for ugliness )
And a previous "redrawing," from when Bernard the Blastula was going to be a Chick-shaped comic booklet:
( Wow, that's lopsided! )
I'm setting myself a goal for this week of two pages finished per day. It's kind of sad how much time I spend on my crudely-drawn blastulas. |
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| Surviving a Holocaust the REALLY Easy Way |
[May. 9th, 2007|02:54 pm] |
Hey, kids! Do you ever feel left out when your friends get together and talk oppression? Are you tired of racial minorities, whiny chicks, and gaymos snapping up all the attention while you languish at the punch table, alone with your privilege? SURVIVORS OF THE ABORTION HOLOCAUST HAS THE ANSWER!
"If you were born after 1972, we challenge you to consider yourself a Survivor of the Abortion Holocaust. 1/3 of your generation has been killed by abortion in America!"
That's right. Just by making it from conception to birth in the climate of unmitigated fetus hate brought on by the Supreme Court decision on Roe v. Wade, you have earned the right to call yourself a survivor! After all, millions of your fellow embryos were annihilated with the full consent of the law! Maybe you should write a memoir? I bet we could get you a lecture tour if you don't mind getting stuck in the suburbs. After all, it's not like there's a shortage of you, right? "Everyone born after 1972" is a hell of a lot of people. But never mind that; YOU ARE A SURVIVOR! You've walked face-first into the abyss of the twentieth century and lived to tell the incredibly depressing tale-- and all you had to do was be born! Hey, why isn't there a monument about this?
( Never mind. )
The website juxtaposes the classic bloody-fetus photos (and a nifty "skeleton fetus" cartoon) with images of the actual Holocaust. Well, I guess you can't be fussy about "good taste" when there's a holocaust on.
( Read more... ) |
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| GREETINGS, AIR-BREATHERS! |
[May. 9th, 2007|02:19 pm] |
This is the journal for the comic strip "Bernard the Blastula," currently undergoing a grueling process of computerized betterification in preparation for SGC 2007.
Bernard is an intelligent and occasionally Machiavellian ball of embryonic cells. His call-in talk show, Anatomically Incorrect, is syndicated in wombs across the United States and Canada. He is also active in several pro-life organizations and recently acquired a position as spokes-blastula for Sav-A-Life Pregnancy Centers, though he frequently finds his own concerns difficult to reconcile with the fetus-centered rhetoric of the mainstream pro-life movement.
It's also a space for reproduction-related news and assorted awfulness that may or may not make it into the comic, such as Operation Rescue's "Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust" youth group and the latest stupid thing said by the pope.
You may find the comic funnier if you are acquainted with Gary Cangemi's original wisecracking fetus on Catholic.net, Umbert the Unborn. It was also inspired in part by this brilliant comic from Bruce Tinsley, the genius behind Mallard Fillmore.
Stay tuned for comics! Unlike Umbert, we are not going to be "under construction" for six years, I promise! |
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